We do things a little differently around here.

As a waitress? I spilled cold margaritas and hot beans on laps.

As a dairy farmer? I drove seven miles to the nearest public bathroom to avoid using a spider-infested outhouse.

As a young salesperson? I’d respect the first “no,” then go take a nap in a bathroom stall (seated with my pants around my ankles for believability, of course).

References available upon request.

I’m the youngest in a big, loud, complicated family, so pushing against weird norms is quite literally what I was born to do.

I really do believe the words “This might be dumb, but what if…” can lead to magic.

Currently making beautiful things as a copywriter at ILIA, but open to making ugly things, too.

Why, what do you have in mind?